
The movie consists of two satirical novels based on the same idea: both the "gangsters" and "philanthropists" end up in the courtroom.

'Profesor' (segment nr 1)

Anastazy Kowalski (segment nr 2)

Kowalski's Wife (segment nr 2)

Hanka (segment nr 2)

Singer (segment nr 2)
Twin Brother (segment nr 1)
Twin Brother (segment nr 1)

'Śruba' (segment nr 1)
'Parmezan' (segment nr 1)
Pieczarkiewicz (segment nr 2)

'Łysy' (segment nr 1)

Malaga ("Alcoholmeter")
Wife of 'Łysy' (segment nr 1)
Waiter ("Alcoholmeter")

Judge ("Alcoholmeter")

Waiter ("Alcoholmeter")
Doctor ("Alcoholmeter")

Coach Driver (segment nr 1)

Man in the Restaurant ("Alcoholmeter")

Client at the Restaurant ("Alcoholmeter")

Restaurant Owner ("Alcoholmeter")

Radio Journalist (segment nr 1)

Militiaman (segment nr 1)

Hanka's Boyfriend ("Alcoholmeter")
Waiter ("Alcoholmeter")

Restaurant Owner ("Alcoholmeter")

Judge (segment nr 1)

Restaurant Manager's Substitute ("Alcoholmeter")

Waiter ("Alcoholmeter")

Alojzy Superata ("Alcoholmeter")

Rude Waiter ("Alcoholmeter")

Restaurant Manager ("Alcoholmeter")

Judge's Maid (segment nr 1)
Man in the Courtroom ("Professor") (uncredited)

Prosecutor ("Professor") (uncredited)

Man in the Restaurant ("Alcoholmeter") (uncredited)

Buffet Lady ("Alcoholmeter") (uncredited)

Dancing Man ("Alcoholmeter") (uncredited)

Waiter ("Alcoholmeter") (uncredited)

Cook ("Alcoholmeter") (uncredited)

Man in the Restaurant #1 / Polite Waiter (voice) (uncredited)

Director

Director

Camera Operator
Set Decoration
Set Decoration
Set Decoration

Dialogue
Sound

Makeup Artist

Production Manager

Original Music Composer
Director of Photography

Director of Photography
Editor
Production Design
Costume Design
Lyricist

Screenplay

Screenplay

Vocals