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Don't Go Near the Water

19575.1 / 10107 min
Comedy, Adventure, Romance, War

Overview

THE LAUGH OF YOUR LIFE-TIME!

Madison Avenue-trained Navy men handle public relations on a South Pacific island during World War II.

Cast

Glenn Ford

Glenn Ford

Lt. J.G. Max Siegel

Gia Scala

Gia Scala

Melora Alba

Earl Holliman

Earl Holliman

Adam Garrett

Anne Francis

Anne Francis

Lt. Alice Tomlen

Keenan Wynn

Keenan Wynn

Gordon Ripwell

Fred Clark

Fred Clark

Lt. Cmdr. Clinton T. Nash

Eva Gabor

Eva Gabor

Deborah Aldrich

Russ Tamblyn

Russ Tamblyn

Ens. Tyson

Jeff Richards

Jeff Richards

Lt. Ross Pendleton

Mickey Shaughnessy

Mickey Shaughnessy

Farragut Jones

Howard Smith

Howard Smith

Admiral Junius Boatwright

Romney Brent

Romney Brent

Mr. Alba - Melora's Father

Mary Wickes

Mary Wickes

Janie

Jack Straw

Jack Straw

Lt. Cmdr. Gladstone

Robert Nichols

Robert Nichols

Lt. Cmdr. Hereford

John Alderson

John Alderson

Lt. Cmdr. Diplock

Jack Albertson

Jack Albertson

Rep. George Jansen

Charles Watts

Charles Watts

Rep. Arthur Smithfield

Mike Steen

Mike Steen

Marine Orderly (uncredited)

Crew

Charles Walters

Charles Walters

Director

Dorothy Kingsley

Dorothy Kingsley

Writer

William Brinkley

William Brinkley

Novel

Lawrence Weingarten

Lawrence Weingarten

Producer

Hugh Hunt

Hugh Hunt

Set Decoration

Bronislau Kaper

Bronislau Kaper

Original Music Composer

Robert J. Bronner

Robert J. Bronner

Cinematography

George Wells

George Wells

Writer

Adrienne Fazan

Adrienne Fazan

Editor

Helen Rose

Helen Rose

Costume Design

John Truwe

John Truwe

Makeup Artist

Urie McCleary

Urie McCleary

Art Direction

Wesley C. Miller

Wesley C. Miller

Recording Supervision

Edwin B. Willis

Edwin B. Willis

Set Decoration

A. Arnold Gillespie

A. Arnold Gillespie

Special Effects

Lee LeBlanc

Lee LeBlanc

Special Effects

Sydney Guilaroff

Sydney Guilaroff

Hairstylist

William Tuttle

William Tuttle

Makeup Artist

William A. Horning

William A. Horning

Art Direction

Al Jennings

Al Jennings

Assistant Director

John Lipow

John Lipow

Sound Editor

Kendrick Kinney

Kendrick Kinney

Sound Editor