Cast
Ashley Olsen
Jane Ryan
Mary-Kate Olsen
Roxy Ryan
Eugene Levy
Max Lomax
Andy Richter
Bennie Bang
Riley Smith
Jim, The Bike Messenger
Jared Padalecki
Trey Lipton
Drew Pinsky
Dr. Ryan
Darrell Hammond
Hudson McGill
Andrea Martin
Senator Anne Lipton
Alannah Ong
Ma Bang
Bob Saget
Himself
Jack Osbourne
Justin
Mary Bond Davis
Big Shirl
Neil Crone
Officer Strauss
Sébastien Lefebvre
Simple Plan
David Desrosiers
Simple Plan
Pierre Bouvier
Simple Plan
Chuck Comeau
Simple Plan
Jeff Stinco
Simple Plan
Boyd Banks
Ticket Window Guy
Frank Welker
Reinaldo Vocal Effects (voice)
H. Jon Benjamin
I Love NY Vendor
Jo Chim
Ma Bang's Assistant
Joey Klein
Truant at Pool
Jonathan Wilson
Train Conductor
Silver Kim
Asian Guy with Chip
The Naked Cowboy
Self
Oluniké Adeliyi
Big Shirl's Beautician
Lindsay Leese
Customer at Ma Bang's
Frank Bonsangue
Con Ed Supervisor
Kent Staines
Doorman
Damon D'Oliveira
News Broadcaster
Eric Woolfe
Male Nurse
Warren Belle
Mickey the Cab Driver
Kathleen Laskey
Steffi Brooger
John Hemphill
Tim Brooger
Jamila Fleming
House of Bling Customer
Crew
Mary-Kate Olsen
Producer
Adam Cooper
Screenplay
Bill Collage
Screenplay
Roderick Davis
Editor
Alison Greenspan
Executive Producer
Ashley Olsen
Producer
Dennie Gordon
Director
Denise Di Novi
Producer
George S. Clinton
Original Music Composer
Michael Jablow
Editor
Emily Fox
Screenplay
Robert Thorne
Producer
Greg Gardiner
Director of Photography
Calvin Brown
Stunts
Jennifer Lamb
Stunts
Shawnna Thibodeau
Stunts
Conrad E. Palmisano
Second Unit Director
Gloria O'Brien
Stunts
Lauro David Chartrand-DelValle
Stunts
Peter Epstein
Stunts
Michael Carlin
Production Design
Christopher Hargadon
Costume Design
Blaise Corrigan
Stunts
Tina Mckissick
Stunt Double
Leslie Sebert
Makeup Department Head
Sandra Feldman
Stunt Double
John Stoneham Jr.
Stunts
Melissa R. Stubbs
Stunt Coordinator
Joe Cuervo
Key Makeup Artist
Chris Barnes
Stunts
Angela Meryl
Stunts
David Hankins
Supervising Sound Editor
Kaz Kobielski
Special Effects Coordinator
Katie Strain
Stunt Double
Alison Reid
Stunts
Karissa Strain
Stunt Double
Chuck Zito
Stunts
Mary Ann Stevens
Stunts
Rick Aiello
Stunts
Steven Ritzi
Stunts
Jaro Dick
Set Decoration
Kathryn Anderson
Stunts
Matt Birman
Stunts
Emily Fox
Story
Marci Liroff
Casting
Peter Grundy
Art Direction
G.A. Aguilar
Stunts
John Cenatiempo
Stunts
Leslie Lightfoot
Makeup Artist
Bill Anagnos
Stunts
Danny Aiello III
Stunts
Kym Washington Longino
Stunts
Christine A. Sacani
Co-Producer
Mark Scoon
Executive In Charge Of Production
Bruce Paul Barbour
Stunts
Joanne Lamstein
Stunt Double
Kerrie Smith
Key Hair Stylist
Melissa R. Stubbs
Second Unit Director
Crystal Dalman
Stunts
Chad Sayn
Stunts
Jalil Jay Lynch
Stunts
George B. Colucci Jr.
Stunt Driver
Ned Corrigan
Stunts
Victor Chan
Stunts
Brett Chan
Stunt Driver
Geoffrey Dowell
Stunts
Eric Bryson
Stunts
Tim Gallin
Stunts
Gene Harrison
Stunts
Donald J. Hewitt Jr.
Stunts
Dave Hospes
Stunts
Jon Kralt
Stunts
Joanne Lamstein
Stunt Driver
Jeffrey Lee Gibson
Stunts
Cotton Mather
Stunts
Layton Morrison
Stunt Driver
Shawn C. Orr
Stunt Driver
Shayna Segal
Stunts
Kevin Rushton
Stunt Driver
J.C. Robaina
Stunt Driver
Manny Siverio
Stunts
Jay Spadaro
Stunts
Jimmy Waitman
Stunts
Dave Van Zeyl
Stunts
Geoff Williams
Stunt Driver
Michele Waitman
Stunts
Jimmy P. Wong
Stunts
Terry Serpico
Stunts
Erik Solky
Stunts
James McMillan
Key Grip
