Cast
Leigh Francis
Keith Lemon / Evil Steve / The Bear / Craig David
Kelly Brook
Kelly Brook
Harish Patel
Kushvinder
Laura Aikman
Rosie
Verne Troyer
Archimedes
Kevin Bishop
Dougie
David Hasselhoff
The Hoff
Conleth Hill
Delivery Man
Nina Wadia
Pat
Emma Bunton
Emma Bunton
Melanie C
Mel C
Gary Barlow
Gary Barlow
Vernon Kay
Vernon Kay
Chris Moyles
Chris Moyles
Jason Donovan
Jason Donovan
Peter Andre
Peter Andre
Gino D'Acampo
Gino D'Acampo
Denise Van Outen
Denise Van Outen
Tinchy Stryder
Tinchy Stryder
Ronan Keating
Ronan Keating
Billy Ocean
Billy Ocean
Craig Phillips
Craig Phillips
Holly Willoughby
Holly Willoughby
Fearne Cotton
Fearne Cotton
Phillip Schofield
Phillip Schofield
David Pearse
Waterbot Salesman
Jimmy Reddington
Man on Bridge
Kim Barry
Woman on Bridge
John Render
Hoodless Harry
Paddy McGuinness
Gary
Johnny Palmiero
Barman
Abigail Hamilton
Auntie Fanny
Theo Barklem-Biggs
Buster (Hoodie)
Martin Rogan
Dennis (Hardman)
Michael Condron
Hoff Show Director
Richard Clements
Thick Northern Fan
Barrington Cullen
Bank Manager
Andrew MacBean
Dr. Fallus
Ian Beattie
Awards Host
Paul Courtenay Hyu
Chinese Elvis Party Host
Sam Bowden
Keith's stripper
Jeana Brock
Gary's Stripper
Holly Gibbons
Poledancer
Katalina Reddin
Poledancer
Alice Finlan
Stripper
Harold Moss
Keith's Butler
Charlotte Jackson
TV News Reporter
