
A movie within a movie, created to spoof the martial arts genre. Writer/director Steve Oedekerk uses contemporary characters and splices them into a 1970s kung-fu film, weaving the new and old together. As the main character, The Chosen One, Oedekerk sets off to avenge the deaths of his parents at the hands of kung-fu legend Master Pain. Along the way he encounters some strange characters.

The Chosen One

Master Pain (Betty) (archive footage)

Young Master Pain

Ling (archive footage)

Wimp Lo (archive footage)
Dying Ling

Master Tang (archive footage)

Whoa

Father

Mother

Chew Fat Lip
Peasant Woman

Young Master Pain's Henchman
Henchman #2

Grilled Face Fighter
Boom Box Henchman

Masked Fighter

Stick Fighter #1

Stick Fighter #2

Stick Fighter #3
Stick Fighter #4

Lone Fighter

Gang Fighter #1

Gang Fighter #2

Gang Fighter #3

Gang Fighter #4

Gang Fighter #5

Gang Fighter with Hole in Stomach
Bikini Fighter

Martial Arts Master #1
Martial Arts Master #2
Martial Arts Master #3

Original Music Composer

Director
Producer
Director of Photography

Producer

Stunts
Casting
Producer
Property Master
Video Assist Operator
Supervising Sound Editor

Co-Producer
Production Accountant
Music Supervisor
Costume Design
Orchestrator
Sound Effects Editor
First Assistant Camera
Gaffer
Production Sound Mixer
Post Production Supervisor
Production Manager

Sound Re-Recording Mixer
Digital Compositors
Animation Director
Construction Coordinator

Prosthetic Supervisor
Scoring Mixer

Stunt Coordinator
Transportation Coordinator
Unit Production Manager
Sound Designer
Visual Effects Coordinator
Visual Effects Producer
Visual Effects Supervisor
Best Boy Electric
Production Supervisor
Projection
Propmaker
Production Coordinator
Production Design
Storyboard
Digital Effects Supervisor
Sound Recordist
Visual Effects Editor
Visual Effects
Set Decoration
Set Decoration
Editor

Stunts
Makeup Artist
Electrician
I/O Supervisor
Production Design
First Assistant Editor
Second Assistant Director
Grip
First Assistant Director

Fight Choreographer
Key Makeup Artist

Assistant Production Coordinator

Stunts
Stunt Double

Writer
Visual Effects Production Assistant
Foley Mixer
Visual Effects Assistant Editor
Stunt Double
Second Second Assistant Director
Foley Recordist
Second Assistant Camera
Assistant Editor
Additional Second Assistant Camera
Swing
Best Boy Grip
Executive Assistant
Special Effects Technician
First Assistant "B" Camera
Production Assistant

Second Unit Director
Location Assistant
On Set Dresser

Stunts
Additional Director of Photography