Born in America and raised in an Indian ashram, Pitka returns to his native land to seek his fortune as a spiritualist and self-help expert. His skills are put to the test when he must get a brokenhearted hockey player's marriage back on track in time for the man to help his team win the Stanley Cup.
Guru Pitka
Jane Bullard
Jacques "Le Coq" Grandé
Darren Roanoke
Prudence
Dick Pants
Coach Punch Cherkov
Rajneesh
Jay Kell
Trent Lueders
Guru Tugginmypuddha
Guru Satchabigknoba
Deepak Chopra
Jessica Simpson
Kanye West
Young Pitka
Cinnabon Cashier
EMT
Frat Guy
Bar Patron
Himself
Lillian Roanoke
Sickly Nerd
Dancer
Nerd
Female Reporter
Assistant Coach
Deepak Early 20's
Indian Man
Young Deepak
Referee
EMT
Biker
Uncle Jack
Goal Post Judge
11-Year-Old Girl
11-Year-Old Girl
Sanjay
DJ
Puck Bunny
Children's Church Choir
Children's Church Choir
Children's Church Choir
Children's Church Choir
Children's Church Choir
Children's Church Choir
Children's Church Choir
Children's Church Choir
Children's Church Choir
Children's Church Choir
Children's Church Choir
Children's Church Choir
Children's Church Choir
Children's Church Choir
Children's Church Choir
Children's Church Choir
Children's Church Choir
Children's Church Choir
Children's Church Choir
Children's Church Choir
Children's Church Choir
Children's Church Choir
Children's Church Choir
Children's Church Choir
Children's Church Choir
Children's Church Choir
Group Dancer
Group Dancer
Group Dancer
Group Dancer
Group Dancer
Group Dancer
Group Dancer
Group Dancer
Group Dancer
Group Dancer
Group Dancer
Group Dancer
Group Dancer
Group Dancer
Oprah Winfrey (voice)
Mariska Hargitay (uncredited)
Val Kilmer (uncredited)
Group Dancer
Persian Beauty (uncredited)
Additional Performances (puppeteer)
Director
Screenplay
Producer
Director of Photography
Executive Producer
Producer
Editor
Screenplay
Executive Producer
Editor
Costume Design
Original Music Composer
Production Design
Music Supervisor
Editor
Set Decoration
Production Supervisor
"A" Camera Operator
First Assistant "B" Camera
Script Supervisor
Boom Operator
Property Master
Co-Producer
Art Direction
Seamstress
Makeup Artist
Hairstylist
First Assistant Director
Second Assistant Director
Assistant Chief Lighting Technician
Property Buyer
Casting
Second Assistant "B" Camera
Post Production Supervisor
Choreographer
Unit Production Manager
Video Assist Operator
Property Master
Makeup Designer
Third Assistant Director
Sound Re-Recording Mixer
Sound Re-Recording Mixer
Visual Effects Supervisor
"B" Camera Operator
Boom Operator
Makeup Artist
Associate Producer
Assistant Costume Designer
Production Accountant
Stunt Coordinator
Art Department Coordinator
Production Coordinator
Steadicam Operator
First Assistant Editor
Assistant Costume Designer
Sound Re-Recording Mixer
Key Makeup Artist
Supervising Art Director
Location Manager
Key Hair Stylist
Assistant Production Coordinator
Executive Producer
Stunt Coordinator
Sound Mixer
Special Effects Coordinator
Hairstylist
Hairstylist
Dialect Coach
Still Photographer
Chief Lighting Technician
Assistant Location Manager
Associate Producer
First Assistant "A" Camera
Makeup Artist
Casting Associate
Unit Publicist
Sound Editor
Music Editor
Sound Effects Editor
Dialogue Editor
Set Designer
Supervising Sound Editor
Music Editor
Foley Supervisor
Foley Artist
Concept Artist
Graphic Designer
Visual Effects Supervisor
Digital Intermediate Editor
First Assistant Sound Editor
Post Production Coordinator
Digital Colorist
Sound Effects Editor
Foley Mixer
Music Editor
ADR Supervisor
Music Editor
Storyboard Artist
Storyboard Artist
Digital Intermediate Producer
Scenic Artist
Second Unit Director of Photography
Sound Designer
Visual Effects Producer
Foley Artist
Construction Coordinator
Transportation Coordinator
Transportation Captain
Second Unit Director
Casting
Production Intern
Assistant Director