Cast
Amanda Flowers
Ingrid
Kansas Bowling
Parker
Patti Harrison
Patti the Babysitter
Michael Madsen
Narrator (voice)
Kate Bornstein
God
Lynn Lowry
Elizabeth
Parker Love Bowling
Kansas
Trent Harris
Echo Person
Ryan Trecartin
The Hands of Fate (voice)
Dorian Electra
Terrible Charles
Whitney Moore
The Man From The Dark and Lonely Place
Alan Merrill
Alan Mortal
Lloyd Kaufman
Knower
Cherie Currie
Miss Skylace
Summer Greenberg
Sydney Ryder
Jesse Yungbei
Dord the Ninja
Jurgen Azazel Munster
Azazel
Matthew Silver
Gabriel
Wesley Doloris
The Evil Friend
Apryl Miller
The Zeitgeist
Weston Allen
Horrible Eric
Sophia Lamar
Chief of Police
Death Valley Girls
Self
Bunny H
Self
Abigail Gordon
Self
Mary Hanley
Self
Mike Handelman
Uncle
Abraham Lincoln The 3rd
Uncle
Hunter West
Uncle
Isaiah Mueller
Uncle
Steve Litwitz
Uncle
Kal Madsen
Clara Senida Leyba
The Hands Personified
Rodney Bingenheimer
The Dark Friend
Buttress
The Mad Mother
Jak Tripper
The Mad Father
Matt Ellin
Nathaniel of Sound
Neva Gentleman
Fate Incognito
Cindy Colon
The Double Agent
Dolby Williams
Jeff Blanchard
Paul Petroskey
Sofe Cote
Margaret
Gina Carson
Gina
Shara Maya Ali
Fate Blue
