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Can Heironymus Merkin Ever Forget Mercy Humppe and Find True Happiness?

19694.6 / 10107 min
Comedy, Music

Overview

Heironymus Merkin, the most talented movie star who ever sang, danced and loved girls, girls, girls.

Heironymus Merkin is an internationally successful singer approaching middle age who retells his life story in a series of production numbers on a seashore in front of his two toddlers and aged mother. Merkin's promiscuous relationships with women are explored, particularly Polyester Poontang and the adolescent Mercy Humppe. Merkin is constantly surrounded by a Satan-like procurer, Goodtime Eddie Filth, and an angelic 'Presence' who interrupts Merkin's biography with cryptic Borscht Belt-level jokes to denote births and deaths in Merkin's life. Newley periodically steps out of character to complain about his 'Merkin' role with an unseen director, two screenwriters, the film's producers and a trio of blasé movie critics who are turned off by the story's eroticism and lack of plot.

Cast

Anthony Newley

Anthony Newley

Heironymous Merkin

Joan Collins

Joan Collins

Polyester Poontang

Bruce Forsyth

Bruce Forsyth

Uncle Limelight

Milton Berle

Milton Berle

Goodtime Eddie Filth

Stubby Kaye

Stubby Kaye

Fat Writer

George Jessel

George Jessel

The Presence

Connie Kreski

Connie Kreski

Mercy Humppe

Alexander Newley

Alexander Newley

Thaxted

Tara Newley

Tara Newley

Thumbelina

Patricia Hayes

Patricia Hayes

Grandma

Ronald Rubin

Ronald Rubin

Skinny Writer

Louis Negin

Louis Negin

Producer Peter

Tom Stern

Tom Stern

Producer Ron

Judy Cornwell

Judy Cornwell

Filigree Fondle

Margaret Nolan

Margaret Nolan

Little Assistance

Yolanda

Yolanda

Trampolena Whambang

Lynda Baron

Lynda Baron

Salesgirl

Ronald Radd

Ronald Radd

Critic Bentley

Rosalind Knight

Rosalind Knight

Critic Bentley

Victor Spinetti

Victor Spinetti

Critic Sharpnose

Julian Orchard

Julian Orchard

Red Cardinal

Desmond Walter-Ellis

Desmond Walter-Ellis

Philip Bluster

Bernard Stone

Bernard Stone

Icicle Ike

Sally Douglas

Sally Douglas

Automation Bunny

Roy Desmond

Roy Desmond

The Mask

Joyce Blair

Joyce Blair

Oat-O-Rinos Girl

Bruce Boa

Bruce Boa

Car Salesman

Berry Cornish

Berry Cornish

Fran

Mike Higgins

Mike Higgins

The Prompter (uncredited)

Robert Hutton

Robert Hutton

Insurance Agent

Laurie Leigh

Laurie Leigh

Toothpaste Mother

Aleta Morrison

Aleta Morrison

Harriet

Eve Pearce

Eve Pearce

Floor Wax Housewife

Muriel Young

Muriel Young

Liz Harper

Crew

Anthony Newley

Anthony Newley

Director

Herman Raucher

Herman Raucher

Writer

Anthony Newley

Anthony Newley

Writer

Bill Constable

Bill Constable

Art Direction

Bernard Gribble

Bernard Gribble

Editor

Otto Heller

Otto Heller

Director of Photography

Richard Williams

Richard Williams

Opening Title Sequence

Anthony Newley

Anthony Newley

Producer

Scott Slimon

Scott Slimon

Set Decoration

George Fowler

George Fowler

Associate Producer

Anthony Newley

Anthony Newley

Original Music Composer

Herbert Kretzmer

Herbert Kretzmer

Lyricist

Peter Hutchinson

Peter Hutchinson

Special Effects