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Suppose They Gave a War and Nobody Came?

19705.0 / 10113 min
Drama, Comedy

Overview

The motion picture that will melt your chocolate bar.

War is brewing between the soldiers at an otherwise quiet army base and the civilians of a nearby Southern town. Brian Keith is an officer who tries to keep the peace. However, peace is hard to come by with Ernest Borgnine as a stereotypical dumb hick sheriff who's quick to call in the local militia. Tony Curtis plays a skirt-chasing sergeant who can't stay out of trouble and soon lands in jail. Brian Keith borrows a tank to release his friend from jail. Things get more chaotic after that.

Cast

Brian Keith

Brian Keith

Officer Michael M. Nace

Tony Curtis

Tony Curtis

Shannon Gambroni

Ernest Borgnine

Ernest Borgnine

Sheriff Harve

Ivan Dixon

Ivan Dixon

Sgt. Jones

Suzanne Pleshette

Suzanne Pleshette

Ramona

Tom Ewell

Tom Ewell

Billy Joe Davis

Bradford Dillman

Bradford Dillman

Capt. Myerson

Arthur O'Connell

Arthur O'Connell

Mr. Kruft

John Fiedler

John Fiedler

Maj. Purvis

Don Ameche

Don Ameche

Col. Flanders

Christopher Mitchum

Christopher Mitchum

Alturi

Jean Argyle

Jean Argyle

Mrs. Calhoun

John James Bannon

John James Bannon

1st MP

Stan Barrett

Stan Barrett

Green Beret Soldier

Dorothy Green

Dorothy Green

Mrs. Kruft

John Lasell

John Lasell

Dr. Hillery

James Gavin

James Gavin

Helicopter Pilot

Crew

Dick Crockett

Dick Crockett

Stunts

Loren Janes

Loren Janes

Stunts

Paul Baxley

Paul Baxley

Stunt Coordinator

Fred Scheiwiller

Fred Scheiwiller

Stunts

Hy Averback

Hy Averback

Director

Hal Captain

Hal Captain

Writer

Don McGuire

Don McGuire

Writer

Fred Engel

Fred Engel

Producer

Burnett Guffey

Burnett Guffey

Director of Photography

John F. Burnett

John F. Burnett

Editor

Jack Poplin

Jack Poplin

Production Design

James W. Payne

James W. Payne

Set Decoration

Robert Bau

Robert Bau

Makeup Artist

Gary Liddiard

Gary Liddiard

Makeup Artist

Ben Sad

Ben Sad

Boom Operator

Larry Hampton

Larry Hampton

Special Effects

Jerry Fielding

Jerry Fielding

Original Music Composer

Bob Herron

Bob Herron

Stunts