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Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous

20086.3 / 10100 min

Comedy

Overview

The Army Will Never Be The Same

When fluffy, bubble gum movie star Megan Valentine suddenly finds herself broke and humiliated in the public eye, she wanders from the wreckage of a car accident and witlessly enlists in the U.S. Army hoping in vain that it will change her life.

Cast

Jessica Simpson

Private Megan Valentine

Vivica A. Fox

Sergeant Louisa Morely

Steve Guttenberg

Sidney Green

Aimee Garcia

Private Vicky Castillo

Olesya Rulin

Private Petrovich

Keiko Agena

Private Hailey Hamamori

Jill Marie Jones

Private Connie Johnson

Ryan Sypek

Sergeant Mills Evans

Cheri Oteri

Private Jeter

Gary Grubbs

Captain Greer

Bryce Johnson

Derek O'Grady

Floriana Tullio

Camille

Katie Chonacas

Amber

Andy Milonakis

Joe Kidd

Jennifer Finley

Dolores

Katherine Owens

Stylist

Kurt Fuller

Cousin Barry

James Harlon Palmer

Junior Agent (uncredited)

Desiree Page

Private Hammaori Sister

Crew

Steve Miner

Director

April Blair

Screenplay

Kelly Bowen

Screenplay

Boaz Davidson

Producer

Danny Dimbort

Producer

Randall Emmett

Producer

George Furla

Producer

Bill Gerber

Producer

Avi Lerner

Producer

Trevor Short

Producer

Joe Simpson

Producer

Dennis Smith

Music

Patrick Cady

Director of Photography

Nathan Easterling

Editor

Nancy Nayor

Casting

Richard Fojo

Art Direction

Kristin Bicksler

Set Decoration

Alix Hester

Costume Design

Adruitha Lee

Hairstylist

Tony Ward

Hairstylist

Andrea Bowman

Hairstylist

Dean Jones

Makeup Department Head

Rose Librizzi

Makeup Artist

Mary Phillips

Makeup Artist

Kristy Horiuchi

Makeup Artist

Robert Larriviere

Art Department Coordinator

Tom R. Wilson

Construction Coordinator

Ren Heeralal

Set Costumer

Rachel A. 'Bunny' Walker

Set Costumer

Amy Sanderson

Script Supervisor

Jane Oshita

Stunts

April Blair

Story

Bruce A. Simon

First Assistant Director

Laura Sylvester

Second Assistant Director

Jack Lynch

Special Effects Coordinator

Kevin Beard

Utility Stunts

Kevin Ball

Stunts

Jessika Brodosi

Stunt Double

Gregg Brazzel

Stunt Coordinator

Danny Cosmo

Stunts

Lex D. Geddings

Stunts

Lena Clark

Utility Stunts

Holly O'Quin

Stunts

Jane Oshita

Stunt Double

Fabian C. Moreno

Stunts

Christie Sanders

Stunt Double

Steven Ritzi

Stunts

Arielle Zimmerman

Utility Stunts

Amy Ann Singh

Stunt Double

Stephen Crowley

Gaffer

Kenji Luster

"A" Camera Operator

Robert Foster

Camera Operator

Ashley Waldron

Music Supervisor