All the body-piercing, kinky sex, and car crashes that Shakespeare wanted but never had! Join Tromeo and Juliet as they travel through Manhattan's underground in search of climactic love, violence and the American Way.
Juliet Capulet
Tromeo Que
Murray Martini
Cappy Capulet
London Arbuckle
Sammy Capulet
Ness
Narrator
Benny Que
Father Lawrence
Monty Que
Detective Ernie Scalus
Ingrid Capulet
Georgie Capulet
Rosy
Peter
1-900-HOT-HUNK
Found a Peanut Father
Shocked Onlooker
Mutant Kid
Mutant Kid
Pauline
Sgt. Kabukiman N.Y.P.D. (uncredited)
Tromaville Citizen (uncredited)
Fu Chang
Flavio (Penis Monster Guy)
Guy Who Says It Will Take Him Only Two Minutes to Have Sex
Nice Man Hit By Car!!
Director
Producer
Producer
Assistant Director
Editor
Original Music Composer
Director of Photography
Art Direction
Costume Design
Screenplay
Screenplay
Additional Writing
Additional Writing
Additional Writing
Theatre Play
Line Producer
Co-Producer
Co-Producer
Executive Producer
Executive Producer
Executive Producer
Associate Producer
Casting
Tattoo Designer
Makeup Supervisor
Special Effects Makeup Artist
Unit Production Manager
Executive In Charge Of Production
First Assistant Director
Second Assistant Director
Second Second Assistant Director
Second Second Assistant Director
Second Second Assistant Director
Set Dresser
Carpenter
Art Department Assistant
Assistant Property Master
Set Dresser
Art Department Assistant
Property Master
Sound Recordist
Sound Designer
Assistant Foley Artist
Foley Artist
Boom Operator
Boom Operator
Sound Effects Editor
Sound Re-Recording Mixer
Boom Operator
Sound Recordist
Sound Effects Editor
Sound
Boom Operator
Boom Operator
Special Effects Technician
Special Effects
Special Effects Supervisor
Stunts
Stunts
Stunt Coordinator
Stunts
Stunts
Grip
Second Assistant Camera
Still Photographer
Grip
Key Grip
Camera Loader
Additional Still Photographer
Best Boy Grip
Best Boy Grip
First Assistant Camera
Additional Still Photographer
Gaffer
Assistant Camera
Camera Production Assistant
Key Grip
Additional Still Photographer
Extras Casting
Casting Associate
First Assistant Editor
Dialogue Editor
Negative Cutter
Assistant Editor
Location Manager
Music Editor
Music Score Producer
Script Supervisor
Additional Script Supervisor
Driver
Driver
Transportation Coordinator
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