All the body-piercing, kinky sex, and car crashes that Shakespeare wanted but never had! Join Tromeo and Juliet as they travel through Manhattan's underground in search of climactic love, violence and the American Way.
Juliet Capulet
Tromeo Que
Murray Martini
Cappy Capulet
London Arbuckle
Sammy Capulet
Ness
Narrator
Benny Que
Father Lawrence
Monty Que
Detective Ernie Scalus
Ingrid Capulet
Georgie Capulet
Rosy
Peter
1-900-HOT-HUNK
Found a Peanut Father
Shocked Onlooker
Mutant Kid
Mutant Kid
Pauline
Sgt. Kabukiman N.Y.P.D. (uncredited)
Tromaville Citizen (uncredited)
Fu Chang
Flavio (Penis Monster Guy)
Guy Who Says It Will Take Him Only Two Minutes to Have Sex
Nice Man Hit By Car!!
Producer
Director
Producer
Assistant Director
Editor
Director of Photography
Art Direction
Costume Design
Original Music Composer
Additional Writing
Makeup Supervisor
Line Producer
Sound Effects Editor
Screenplay
Screenplay
First Assistant Director
Executive In Charge Of Production
Second Assistant Director
Art Department Assistant
Additional Writing
Boom Operator
Additional Writing
Co-Producer
Associate Producer
Set Dresser
Key Grip
Best Boy Grip
Co-Producer
Boom Operator
Best Boy Grip
Executive Producer
Executive Producer
Assistant Property Master
Boom Operator
Grip
First Assistant Camera
Driver
Transportation Coordinator
Thanks
Sound Designer
Camera Loader
Assistant Camera
Foley Artist
Negative Cutter
Music Editor
Music Score Producer
Tattoo Designer
Sound Re-Recording Mixer
Sound Recordist
Boom Operator
Second Assistant Camera
Key Grip
Unit Production Manager
Second Second Assistant Director
Set Dresser
Boom Operator
Special Effects Makeup Artist
Sound Recordist
Sound Effects Editor
Special Effects Technician
Still Photographer
Grip
Dialogue Editor
Assistant Editor
Additional Script Supervisor
Stunts
Extras Casting
Casting Associate
Location Manager
Script Supervisor
Driver
Theatre Play
Executive Producer
Stunt Coordinator
Stunts
Additional Still Photographer
Art Department Assistant
Stunts
Additional Still Photographer
In Memory Of
Second Second Assistant Director
Carpenter
Assistant Foley Artist
Sound
Special Effects
Stunts
Additional Still Photographer
Special Effects Supervisor
Gaffer
Casting
Second Second Assistant Director
Property Master
First Assistant Editor
Thanks
Camera Production Assistant