All the body-piercing, kinky sex, and car crashes that Shakespeare wanted but never had! Join Tromeo and Juliet as they travel through Manhattan's underground in search of climactic love, violence and the American Way.
Juliet Capulet
Tromeo Que
Murray Martini
Cappy Capulet
London Arbuckle
Sammy Capulet
Ness
Narrator
Benny Que
Father Lawrence
Monty Que
Detective Ernie Scalus
Ingrid Capulet
Georgie Capulet
Rosy
Peter
1-900-HOT-HUNK
Found a Peanut Father
Shocked Onlooker
Mutant Kid
Mutant Kid
Pauline
Sgt. Kabukiman N.Y.P.D. (uncredited)
Tromaville Citizen (uncredited)
Fu Chang
Flavio (Penis Monster Guy)
Guy Who Says It Will Take Him Only Two Minutes to Have Sex
Nice Man Hit By Car!!
Producer
Director
Producer
Assistant Director
Editor
Costume Design
Art Direction
Director of Photography
Original Music Composer
Co-Producer
Executive Producer
Executive Producer
Executive Producer
Co-Producer
Screenplay
Additional Writing
Screenplay
Theatre Play
Casting
Tattoo Designer
Line Producer
Additional Writing
Additional Writing
Associate Producer
Makeup Supervisor
Unit Production Manager
First Assistant Director
Boom Operator
Special Effects Makeup Artist
Art Department Assistant
Executive In Charge Of Production
Property Master
Second Assistant Director
Second Second Assistant Director
Set Dresser
Carpenter
Set Dresser
Sound Designer
Boom Operator
Art Department Assistant
Sound Re-Recording Mixer
Sound Effects Editor
Special Effects Technician
Assistant Property Master
Boom Operator
Second Second Assistant Director
Sound Recordist
Special Effects Supervisor
Sound Effects Editor
Sound Recordist
Assistant Foley Artist
Boom Operator
Special Effects
Second Second Assistant Director
Foley Artist
Boom Operator
Sound
First Assistant Camera
Assistant Camera
Best Boy Grip
Stunts
Key Grip
Casting Associate
Still Photographer
Camera Production Assistant
Grip
Stunts
Stunts
Additional Still Photographer
Stunts
Extras Casting
Second Assistant Camera
Gaffer
Grip
Key Grip
Additional Still Photographer
Additional Still Photographer
Camera Loader
Best Boy Grip
Stunt Coordinator
Driver
Transportation Coordinator
In Memory Of
Location Manager
Music Editor
Negative Cutter
Dialogue Editor
Assistant Editor
Driver
Thanks
Script Supervisor
Music Score Producer
First Assistant Editor
Additional Script Supervisor
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