Convenience and video store clerks Dante and Randal are sharp-witted, potty-mouthed and bored out of their minds. So in between needling customers, the counter jockeys play hockey on the roof, visit a funeral home and deal with their love lives.
Dante
Randal
Veronica
Caitlin
Jay
Silent Bob
William the Idiot Manchild / Angry Hockey-Playing Customer
Angry Mourner
Chewlie's Rep
Old Man
Woolen Cap Smoker / Egg Man / Offended Customer
Cat-Admiring Bitter Customer
Sanford / Angry Mourner
#812 Wynarski
Hunting Cap Smoking Boy / Low I.Q. Video Customer
Hubcap Searching Customer / Angry Mourner / Angry Crowd at Door
Coroner
Administer of Fine / Orderly
Indecisive Video Customer
Caged Animal Maturbator
Dental School Video Customer
Trainer
Alyssa's Sister Heather
Tabloid Reading Customer
Cat-Watching Customer
Olaf the Russian Metalhead
Stuck in Chips Can
Jay's Lady Friend / Angry Crowd at Door
'Happy Scrappy' Mom
Hockey Goalie / Engagement Savvy Customer
'Happy Scrappy' Kid
Bed-Wetting Dad / Cold Coffee Lover
Video Confusion / Candy Confusion Customer / Angry Crowd at Door
Blue Collar Man
Door Tugging Customer
Leaning Against Wall / Angry Crowd at Door
Burner Looking for Weed
Cut-Off Customer
Customer with Diapers
Customer with Vaseline and Rubber Gloves
Milk Lady
Little Smoking Girl
Angry Crowd at Door
Angry Crowd at Door
Hockey Player
Hockey Player
Hockey Player
Angry Smoking Crowd
Angry Smoking Crowd
Angry Smoking Crowd
Angry Smoking Crowd
Director
Producer
Producer
Editor
Makeup Artist
Editor
Foley Artist
Sound Mixer
Sound Editor
Music Supervisor
Sound Mixer
Assistant Camera
Sound Editor
Post Production Supervisor
Grip
Continuity
Gaffer
Grip
Still Photographer
Camera Operator
Director of Photography
Writer