Jill Miller

Sharon

Gwen Somers

Yvonne Wayne

Trevor Lovell

Sven

Jon Briddell

Mick

Kimberly St. John

Carrie

Renee Steward

Martin

Randall St. George

Obadiah

John Gilbert

Zebediah

Lynne Hatcher

Marian

Forrest G. Wood

Matt the Mayor

Joe Babicki

Self-Serve Ted

Skip Belyea

Bancroft Hutchenreuther

Bill Blum

Frank 'Press' Miller

Catherine Brewton

Nurse Lydia

Paul LeClair

Pepe the Fisherman

Ed Herbstman

D.J.

Robyn Lewis

Manicurist Ruby

Robert Ciancimino

Big F-ing Deal Desk Cop

Gregory Albanese

Enginer(as Greg Albanese)

John Michael Vaughn

Ken the Mailman(as john Michael Vaughn)

Gaelle Comparat

Teddi

Lindsey Nicole Brooks

Tiffany(as Lindsay Brooks)

Tino Jordan

Towel Boy/ Receptionist

Hannah Yesk

On Her Bike Stevie

Jonathan Blum

Running Man

Jennifer Marks

Female Worker

Eric Blum

Male Worker

Jean Mann

Wax Woman 1

Lori Dowling

Wax Woman 2

Sindy Tennes

Zombie Assistant

John Chayachinda

Sushi Chef

Bill Goldstein

Rescue Worker 1

Robert Yesk

Rescue Worker 2(as Bob Yesk)

Bradley Bernstein

Bodybuilder

Erica Scott

Nils Allen Stewart

Elvis

Michael Roush

Director

Elizabeth Bergholz

Writer

Mark Combs

Cinematography

Robert Buontempo

Original Music Composer

Patrick Golding

Original Music Composer