The story begins with a regular Joe who tries desperately to seek employment, but embarks on a violent rampage when he teams up with cult leader Uncle Dave. Their first act is to heist an amusement park, only to learn that the Taliban are planning the same heist as well. Chaos ensues, and now the Postal Dude must not only take on terrorists but also political figures.
Postal Dude
Uncle Dave
Richard
Faith
Candidate Welles
Officier John
Verne Troyer
Officer Greg
Osama Bin Ladin
Panhandler
Habib
Recorder
George W. Bush
Mr. Blither
Mohammed
Peter
Paul
Uwe Boll
Vince Desiderio
Jenny
Karen
Cindy
Harry the Wheelchair Guy
Reporter Gayle
Morning Show Host
Cooter
Tariq
Bobak
Nasira
Bitch
Taliban
Teller
Older Lady in Audience
Seminar Speaker
Mob Leader
Parking Guard
Baby in Carriage
Ticket Holder
TV Host #1
TV Host #2
TV Host #3
Woman Driver
Police Officer
Ass-Kissing Employee
Man Shopper
Coffee Customer
Security Guard #1
Security Guard #2
Azeem
Disgruntled Man
Angry Man
IRS Agent #1
IRS Agent #2
Asif
Nabi
Plane Passenger #1
Plane Passenger #2
Gluttco Singing Employee #1
Gluttco Singing Employee #2
Window Washer
Starr
Mitzi
Creepy Masturbating Guy
Little Germany Staff Hot Woman #1
Little Germany Staff Hot Woman #2
Old Woman Bomb Maker
Little Germany Staff Hot Woman (uncredited)
Man Killed by Falling Crowbar (uncredited)
Director
Stunts
Stunts
Stunts
Stunts
Stunts
Stunts
Stunts
Producer
Production Designer
Casting
Casting
Costume Designer
Writer
Producer
Casting
Director of Photography
Executive Producer
Associate Producer
Producer
Editor
Associate Producer
Original Music Composer
Executive Producer
Writer
First Assistant Director
Production Manager
Stunt Coordinator
Stunt Coordinator
Extras Casting Assistant
Post Production Supervisor
Supervising Sound Editor
Production Coordinator
Assistant Set Decoration
Costume Set Supervisor
Key Makeup Artist
Set Decoration
Boom Operator
First Assistant Hairstylist
Casting Associate
Extras Casting
Truck Costumer
Assistant Hairstylist
Visual Effects Supervisor
Assistant Hairstylist
Third Assistant Director
Script Supervisor
Story Consultant
Graphic Designer
Key Hair Stylist
Sound Designer
Second Assistant Director
Second Assistant Production Coordinator
Second Unit Director of Photography
Post Production Supervisor
Assistant Editor
Digital Effects Producer
Costumer
Stunt Coordinator
Set Designer
Sound Assistant
First Assistant Hairstylist
Assistant Makeup Artist
Assistant Hairstylist
Assistant Editor
Script Consultant
Art Direction
Sound Mixer
Assistant Makeup Artist
Second Unit First Assistant Director
Assistant Editor
Digital Effects Supervisor
Production Supervisor
Production Supervisor
Art Department Coordinator
Graphic Designer
First Assistant Production Coordinator
Second Unit Director
Assistant Costume Designer
First Assistant Makeup Artist
Sound Supervisor
Sound Re-Recording Mixer
ADR Recordist
ADR Recordist
Dialogue Editor
Special Effects Coordinator
Production Coordinator
Sound Editor
Assistant Sound Editor
ADR Recordist
Sound Editor
ADR Mixer
Foley Artist
Music Editor
ADR Supervisor
ADR Mixer
Stunts