
Paul Aufiero, a 35-year-old parking-garage attendant from Staten Island, is the self-described "world's biggest New York Giants fan". One night, Paul and his best friend Sal spot Giants star linebacker Quantrell Bishop at a gas station and decide to follow him. At a strip club Paul cautiously decides to approach him but the chance encounter brings Paul's world crashing down around him.

Paul Aufiero

Sal

Philadelphia Phil

Paul's Mom
Gina Aufiero

Jeff Aufiero
Quantrell Bishop

Detective Velardi
Dennis

Christine
Sports Dogg

Hospital Doctor
Birthday Boy
Gina and Jeff Daughter
Christine and Dennis Daughter
Law-Office Ad Woman
Shady House Guy
Quantrell Buddy #1
Quantrell Buddy #2
Quantrell Buddy #3
Quantrell Buddy #4
Quantrell Buddy #5
Strip Club Valet
Doorman
Cashier
Bartender
Waitress
Bouncer #1
Bouncer #2
Paul and Sal's Stripper
Stripper #1
Stripper #2
Stripper #3
Stripper #4
Stripper #5
Play-By-Play Announcer
Color Commentator
Zone Reporter Ed Rosen
Radio Caller
Parking Garage Driver #1
Passenger #1
Parking Garage Driver #2
Passenger #2

Parking Garage Driver #3
Parking Garage Driver #4

Front-Lawn Reporter #1

Front-Lawn Reporter #2
Parking Garage Reporter
Wrong Phil

Wrong Phil's Buddy

Director

Writer

Director of Photography
Production Design

Editor
Producer
Producer
Original Music Composer
Costume Design

Executive Producer

Casting
Assistant Location Manager
Boom Operator
Key Makeup Artist
Sound Designer
Co-Executive Producer
Additional Hairstylist
Sound Mixer
Sound Post Production Coordinator
Makeup Artist
Art Department Assistant
Location Manager
Assistant Sound Editor

Co-Producer
Storyboard Artist
Stunt Coordinator

Second Unit Director
Associate Producer
Graphic Designer
Associate Producer
Associate Producer
Key Hair Stylist

Assistant Director
Stunt Double
Co-Executive Producer
Sound Mixer
Boom Operator
Still Photographer

Musician