Leaving their hometown of Fulchester in the North of England, Sandra and Tracey head for the bright lights of London, shagging and boozing their way to fame and fortune.
Sandra
Tracey
Sean Cooley
Victor
Paige
Fidor
Sales Assistant
Maurice
Immigration Officer
MC
Baz
Niarchos
Himself
Milkman
Randy
Dalai Lama
Waiter 1
Waiter 2
Warden
Butler
TOTP Presenter 1
TOTP Presenter 2
Maurice the Hotel Receptionist
Immigration Officer 1
Immigration Officer 2
Ventriloquist
Recording Studio Mixer
UK Breakfast Presenter
Receptionist
Hysterical UN Woman
Minion 1
Policeman
E.R. Person
Dave
American Journalist
Gardener
Limo Driver
Newsreader
Coach Driver
Dutch Journalist
Horner Prize Presenter
Rickshaw Driver
French Driver
Tanner
Niarchos 2
Foreman
General Secretary
Postman
Office Worker
Tom Cruise
Director
Stunt Coordinator
Stunt Double
Producer
Art Direction
Costume Design
Unit Manager
Supervising Sound Editor
Stunt Double
Stunt Coordinator
Post-Production Manager
Effects Supervisor
Prosthetics
Prosthetic Makeup Artist
Stunt Coordinator
Executive Producer
Makeup Artist
Prosthetic Supervisor
Prosthetic Makeup Artist
Second Assistant Director
Construction Manager
Sound Mixer
Makeup & Hair
Location Manager
Location Manager
Production Design
Hairstylist
Painter
Location Assistant
Prosthetic Designer
Third Assistant Director
Art Department Assistant
Best Boy Grip
Key Grip
Editor
Producer
Set Decoration
Petty Cash Buyer
Production Assistant
Medical Consultant
Title Designer
Producer
Makeup Designer
Assistant Production Coordinator
Unit Publicist
Foley Editor
Gaffer
Props
Assistant Camera
ADR Voice Casting
Editorial Services
Stunts
Electrician
Line Producer
Third Assistant Director
Dialogue Editor
Steadicam Operator
Still Photographer
Camera Operator
Casting Assistant
Transportation Captain
Casting
Props
Special Effects
Visual Effects Supervisor
Electrician
ADR Voice Casting
Transportation Coordinator
Writer
First Assistant Director
Costume Assistant
Stunt Double
Production Coordinator
Art Direction
Property Master
Production Executive
Lighting Artist
Grip Production Assistant
Music Arranger
Production Assistant
Director of Photography
Original Music Composer
Special Effects Makeup Artist