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Kung-Fu and Titties

20133.5 / 1092 min
Fantasy, Comedy, Action

Overview

It's not porn. It's just great.

Richard Titties, an out-of-shape martial arts wannabe, is shot into an alternate dimension after his girlfriend Cynthia is kidnapped. Her captors are a group of tittie obsessed madmen led by Zeefros, the master of the supernatural realm. Zeefros kidnaps women for the sole purpose of seeing their titties. Richard joins up with his sister Raine Brown, a Gorilla and a gaggle of other strange characters, in order to save his girlfriend. He must search inside, overcome his futile martial arts skills, and find the kung fu fighter within if he is to save himself and all those that dwell in the alternate world.

Cast

Sean Molnar

Sean Molnar

Richard Titties

Dante Briggins

Dante Briggins

Shirtless Guy

Jonathan Kline

Jonathan Kline

Marv

Dixon Mason

Dixon Mason

Jenny

Seregon O'Dassey

Seregon O'Dassey

Cynthia

Raine Brown

Raine Brown

Raine Brown

Evan Goldstein

Evan Goldstein

Black Lightning

Christian Acevedo

Christian Acevedo

Thug #4

Robin Corneby

Robin Corneby

Woman on Horse

David Johanson

David Johanson

Random Guy

Mike Marino

Mike Marino

Gorilla

Sophia Disgrace

Sophia Disgrace

Techno Babe

John Archer Lundgren

John Archer Lundgren

Zeefros

Michael Emery

Michael Emery

Thug #3

Crystal Parra Acevedo

Crystal Parra Acevedo

Tiffany

Leah Bay

Leah Bay

Captive Woman

Bronson Pinchot

Bronson Pinchot

The Beaver

Chiva Soriano

Chiva Soriano

Bethany

Dawn Jones

Dawn Jones

Annoying Slave

Kecia Craigg

Kecia Craigg

Singing Slave

Jody Ebert

Jody Ebert

Thug #1

Hunter Schlesinger

Hunter Schlesinger

Bum #1

Mark Migdal

Mark Migdal

Bum #2

Joseph McConnell

Joseph McConnell

Bum #3

Kevin Kolack

Kevin Kolack

Army Bob

Lori Cecilia

Lori Cecilia

Amanda

Mike Reineke

Mike Reineke

Psycho Thug

Dan Truman

Dan Truman

Thug #5

Tony Aidan Vo

Tony Aidan Vo

Thug #6

Jeannette Trexler

Jeannette Trexler

Roxanne

Karl 'Kung Fu' Guy

Karl 'Kung Fu' Guy

Thug #7

Adam Czaplinski

Adam Czaplinski

Thug #12

Salvatore Toarmina

Salvatore Toarmina

Thug #13

Shawn C. Phillips

Shawn C. Phillips

The Instructor

Mike Finelli

Mike Finelli

Naked Bartender

Evelyn Vinyl

Evelyn Vinyl

Tea

Miss Mary Cyn

Miss Mary Cyn

Maria

Reagan Leonard

Reagan Leonard

Collins

Sam Masotto

Sam Masotto

J.J.

Doug Drucker

Doug Drucker

Thug #10

Sean Bennett

Sean Bennett

Thug #11

Chet Hardaway

Chet Hardaway

Thug #8

Stanislav Shkilnyi

Stanislav Shkilnyi

Victor

Rowan Bousaid

Rowan Bousaid

The Croatian

John Williams

John Williams

Thug #9

Benedict Hudson

Benedict Hudson

Thug #14

Robert Weba

Robert Weba

Thug #2

Steven Potenzieri

Steven Potenzieri

Christian

Bettina Skye

Bettina Skye

Oksana

Alisa Lova

Alisa Lova

Natalia

Loria Vlies

Loria Vlies

Future

Cosimo Camporeale

Cosimo Camporeale

Croatian #1

Rob Cottignies

Rob Cottignies

Croatian #2

Maurice Avalishvili

Maurice Avalishvili

Croatian #3

Jonathan Avalishvili

Jonathan Avalishvili

Croatian #4

Joe Poltrictzky

Joe Poltrictzky

Croatian #5

Christopher Stadulis

Christopher Stadulis

Ivan

Raelynn Finelli

Raelynn Finelli

Little Girl

Jeanine Hill

Jeanine Hill

Slave (uncredited)

Crew

Joseph McConnell

Joseph McConnell

Director

Randy Molnar

Randy Molnar

Dialogue

Wayne R. Whitley

Wayne R. Whitley

Dialogue

Rob Cottignies

Rob Cottignies

Writer

Joseph McConnell

Joseph McConnell

Writer

Melissa Libutti

Melissa Libutti

Writer

Robert A. Chapnick

Robert A. Chapnick

Producer

Randy Molnar

Randy Molnar

Consulting Producer

Crystal Parra Acevedo

Crystal Parra Acevedo

Makeup Artist

Kevin Kolack

Kevin Kolack

Co-Producer

Bettina Skye

Bettina Skye

Casting

MJ Johnston

MJ Johnston

Director of Photography

Ryan Senning

Ryan Senning

Original Music Composer

Zeb Kandros

Zeb Kandros

Original Music Composer

Kevin Kolack

Kevin Kolack

First Assistant Director

Liz Krov

Liz Krov

Costume Design

Nathan Cervoni

Nathan Cervoni

Original Music Composer

Robin Corneby

Robin Corneby

Associate Producer

Bettina Skye

Bettina Skye

Co-Producer

Dave Allen

Dave Allen

Original Music Composer

Daniel Berk

Daniel Berk

Original Music Composer

Liz Krov

Liz Krov

Hairstylist

Liz Krov

Liz Krov

Makeup Artist

Mike Hoffmann

Mike Hoffmann

Gaffer

Mike Reineke

Mike Reineke

Associate Producer

John Migdal

John Migdal

Post Production Supervisor

E. Joseph McConnell

E. Joseph McConnell

Executive Producer

Hudson Cerone

Hudson Cerone

Original Music Composer

Nicky Botelho

Nicky Botelho

Makeup Artist

Shane McConnell

Shane McConnell

Executive Producer

Liz Krov

Liz Krov

Art Direction

Leech Ernowetz

Leech Ernowetz

Original Music Composer

Nicky Botelho

Nicky Botelho

Hairstylist

Crystal Parra Acevedo

Crystal Parra Acevedo

Hairstylist

Rob Cottignies

Rob Cottignies

Second Assistant Director

Mike Hoffmann

Mike Hoffmann

Grip

Ben Graef

Ben Graef

Original Music Composer

Eleanor McConnell

Eleanor McConnell

Catering

John Archer Lundgren

John Archer Lundgren

Executive Producer

Rob Cottignies

Rob Cottignies

Boom Operator

Salvatore Toarmina

Salvatore Toarmina

Production Assistant

Karl 'Kung Fu' Guy

Karl 'Kung Fu' Guy

Stunt Coordinator

Justin Teichen

Justin Teichen

Assistant Camera

Chet Hardaway

Chet Hardaway

Stunts

Nicky Botelho

Nicky Botelho

Producer's Assistant

Ian Dunsdon

Ian Dunsdon

Producer

Liz Krov

Liz Krov

Co-Producer

Joseph McConnell

Joseph McConnell

Executive Producer

Mike Hoffmann

Mike Hoffmann

Boom Operator

Kecia Craigg

Kecia Craigg

Production Coordinator

Joe Poltrictzky

Joe Poltrictzky

Stunts

Nathan Cervoni

Nathan Cervoni

Still Photographer

Gail Dejmal

Gail Dejmal

Catering

Evan Goldstein

Evan Goldstein

Associate Producer

Barbara McConnell

Barbara McConnell

Catering

Sam Masotto

Sam Masotto

Still Photographer

Christian Acevedo

Christian Acevedo

Security

Maurice Avalishvili

Maurice Avalishvili

Stunts

Ninette Murray

Ninette Murray

Catering

Christopher Magnus

Christopher Magnus

Costumer

Adam Czaplinski

Adam Czaplinski

Production Assistant

Steven Potenzieri

Steven Potenzieri

Production Assistant

Mark Migdal

Mark Migdal

Transportation Coordinator

Sam Masotto

Sam Masotto

Catering

Jonathan Avalishvili

Jonathan Avalishvili

Stunts

Rowan Bousaid

Rowan Bousaid

Production Assistant