Greg Heffley is headed for big things, but first he has to survive the scariest, most humiliating experience of any kid’s life – middle school! That won’t be easy, considering he’s surrounded by hairy-freckled morons, wedgie-loving bullies and a moldy slice of cheese with nuclear cooties!
Greg Heffley
Rowley Jefferson
Frank J. Heffley
Rodrick Heffley
Susan Heffley
Angie Steadman
Patty Farrell
Coach Malone
Manny Heffley
Manny Heffley
Chirag Gupta
Fregley
Collin
Mrs. Norton
Mr. Winsky
Pete Hosey
Carter
Wade
Shelley
Marley
Bryce Anderson
Quentin
Quentin's Sidekick
Darren Walsh
Dieter Muller
Mrs. Flint
Mrs. Irvine
Vice Principal Roy
Rowley's Mom
Archie Kelly
Arthur
Cheese Girl
Cheese Boy
Coach Brewer
Elderly Woman
Granddaughter
Grown-Up Greg
Grown-Up Quentin
Lunch Girl #1
Lunch Kid #2
Kindergarten Boy
Kindergarten Girl
Kindergarten Greg
Kindergarten Patty
Marty Porter
Mr. Jefferson
Mr. Parnell
Preston
Rodney James
Snot Kid
Unpopular 80s Boy
Brock Branigan
80s Breakdancer
80s Jock Boy
80s Popular Girl
Audition Kid
Audition Kid
Audition Kid
Audition Kid
Audition Kid
Audition Kid
Audition Kid
Male Reporter (voice)
Female Reporter (voice)
Löded Diper
Löded Diper
Löded Diper
Waitress (uncredited)
Parent (uncredited)
Kindergarten Child (uncredited)
Student (uncredited)
Student (uncredited)
Screenplay
Director
Screenplay
Stunts
Producer
Property Master
Screenplay
Camera Operator
Additional Editing
Producer
Stunt Coordinator
Assistant Art Director
First Assistant Camera
Set Decoration
Production Design
First Assistant Editor
Music Editor
Key Hair Stylist
Co-Producer
Costume Design
Production Sound Mixer
Casting
First Assistant Director
Assistant Costume Designer
Set Dresser
Set Dresser
Casting
Executive Producer
Director of Photography
Editor
Music Supervisor
Casting
Choreographer
Art Direction
Third Assistant Director
Still Photographer
Screenplay
Book
Set Designer
Camera Operator
Assistant Property Master
Costume Coordinator
Set Costumer
Special Effects
Sound Re-Recording Mixer
Key Grip
Location Manager
Construction Coordinator
Transportation Captain
Boom Operator
Animation Supervisor
Visual Effects Producer
Supervising ADR Editor
Second Assistant Director
Camera Operator
Assistant Property Master
Set Dresser
Sound Designer
Sound Re-Recording Mixer
Thanks
Seamstress
Transportation Coordinator
Unit Production Manager
Production Coordinator
Gaffer
Special Effects
Construction Foreman
Unit Publicist
Visual Effects Supervisor
Special Effects Coordinator
Local Casting
Key Makeup Artist
Supervising Dialogue Editor
Casting Associate
Casting Associate
Sound Effects Editor
Assistant Sound Editor
Original Music Composer
ADR Voice Casting
Script Supervisor
Stunts
Stunts
Assistant Property Master