Cast
Leslie Nielsen
Lt. Frank Drebin
Priscilla Presley
Jane Spencer
George Kennedy
Ed Hocken
O. J. Simpson
Nordberg
Fred Ward
Rocco
Kathleen Freeman
Muriel
Anna Nicole Smith
Tanya
Ellen Greene
Louise
Ed Williams
Ted
Raye Birk
Papshmir
Matt Roe
Clayton
Wylie Small
Defense Attorney
Sharon Cornell
Stenographer
Earl Boen
Dr. Eisendrath
Jeff Wright
Store Manager
Lorali Hart
Melon Lady
Mallory Sandler
Grocery Mother
K.L. Segal
Purse Woman
Brad Lockerman
Jason
Rosalind Allen
Bobbi
Charlotte Zucker
Nurse
Lois de Banzie
Dr. Kohlzak
Doris Belack
Dr. Roberts
Nigel Gibbs
Carjacker
Andre Rosey Brown
Corridor Guard
Randall "Tex" Cobb
Big Hairy Con
Ann B. Davis
Ann B. Davis
Alex Zimmerman
Mess Hall Convict
Marc Alaimo
Trucker
Tom Finnegan
Priest
Hammam Shafie
Cabbie
Jeffrey Anderson-Gunter
Cabbie
Danny Daniels
Cabbie
Joe Grifasi
Director
Vanna White
Vanna White
'Weird Al' Yankovic
'Weird Al' Yankovic
Rick Scarry
Security Guard
Mary Lou Retton
Mary Lou Retton
James R. Scribner
Phil Donahue's Make-Up Man
Lou Felder
Presenter
Chrissy Bocchino
Mother Theresa
Pia Zadora
Pia Zadora
Joe D'Angerio
Security Guard
Gary Cooper
Cop
Christopher J. Keene
Cop
Joe Flood
Cop
Scott Evers
Umpire
Paul A. Hutton
Doctor
Burton Zucker
Clinic Patient
Susan Breslau
Train Lady #1
Erin MacArthur
Train Lady #2
Marcy Goldman
Train Lady #3
David Zucker
Teleprompter Guy
Robert K. Weiss
Tuba Player
Peter Segal
Producer of 'Sawdust & Mildew'
Robert LoCash
Producer of 'Sawdust & Mildew'
William Kerr
Producer of 'Sawdust & Mildew'
Jolie Chain
Producer's Wife
Wendy Hogan
Producer's Wife
Jeri Caldwell
Producer's Wife
Michael Ewing
Assistant Director
David Malloy
Maalox Boy
Vanessa Sandin
Gabriella
Julie Strain
Dominatrix
Andrew Craig
Bryce Porterhouse Guard
David Fresco
Lifetime Award Recipient
Bill Erwin
Conductor
Adam Hasart
Frank Jr.
John Capodice
Mr. Big
Glen Chin
Sumo Wrestler
Philip Yamaguchi
Sumo Wrestler
Florence Henderson
Florence Henderson
Tim Bohn
Waldo
Timothy Watters
President Clinton
Eugene Greytak
Pope
Aaron Seville
Cop
Blane Savage
Dancer
Michael Chambers
Dancer
T.C. Diamond
Dancer
Brett Heine
Dancer
Jerald Vincent
Dancer
Wayne 'Crescendo' Ward
Dancer
Brian Wightman
Dancer
Bryan Anthony
Dancer
Paul Feig
Oscar Audience Member
Joel Madison
Oscar Audience Member
Steve Pepoon
Oscar Audience Member
Scott Herriott
Oscar Audience Member
Edward Weber
Oscar Audience Member
Adrienne Parsons
Mercedes Lady
Robert J. Elisberg
Taxi Driver
Elisa Gabrielli
Mourner
Taran Killam
Boy of Geriatric Park
Marianne Davis
Girl of Geriatric Park
Bill Zuckert
Old Man
Nikki Segal
Screaming Supermarket Baby
James Earl Jones
James Earl Jones (uncredited)
Raquel Welch
Raquel Welch (uncredited)
Shannen Doherty
Shannen Doherty (uncredited)
Elliott Gould
Elliott Gould (uncredited)
Mariel Hemingway
Mariel Hemingway (uncredited)
R. Lee Ermey
Prison Guard (uncredited)
Thomas Rosales Jr.
Prisoner #2 (uncredited)
Morgan Fairchild
Morgan Fairchild (uncredited)
Bruce A. Young
Tyrone (uncredited)
Olympia Dukakis
Olympia Dukakis (uncredited)
Symba
Oscar Guest in Birdcage Skirt (uncredited)
Heather Hewitt
Academy Awards Guest (uncredited)
Susan McNabb
Academy Awards Guest (uncredited)
Françoise Ruggieri
Academy Awards Guest (uncredited)
George Sasaki
Oscar Audience Member (uncredited)
Gary Cooper
Cop
Crew
Peter Segal
Director
Pat Proft
Writer
David Zucker
Writer
Robert LoCash
Writer
Jim Abrahams
Executive Producer
Gil Netter
Executive Producer
Robert K. Weiss
Producer
Jeff Wright
Associate Producer
Simone Boisseree
Stunts
Paul E. Short
Stunts
Al Goto
Stunts
Eugene Collier
Stunts
Marian Green
Stunts
Robert M. Stevens
Director of Photography
Bruce Crone
Art Direction
Ira Newborn
Original Music Composer
Jeff Imada
Stunts
Gene LeBell
Stunts
Thomas Rosales Jr.
Stunts
Chuck Picerni Jr.
Stunts
Michael Ewing
Associate Producer
William C. Gerrity
Co-Producer
Robert LoCash
Co-Producer
Jerry Zucker
Executive Producer
David Zucker
Producer
James R. Symons
Editor
Pamela Basker
Casting
Lawrence G. Paull
Production Design
Kathe Klopp
Set Designer
Mary E. Vogt
Costume Design
Ashley Burnham
Art Department Coordinator
Robert L. Anderson
Construction Coordinator
Richard W. Jones
Greensman
Joseph Musso
Production Illustrator
Steve Koch
Sculptor
John Berger
Set Designer
Robert Primes
Additional Photography
Jeff Case
Grip
Peter McKernan Jr.
Aerial Coordinator
David Emmerichs
Steadicam Operator
Ron Phillips
Still Photographer
Marjorie K. Chan
Costume Supervisor
Elaina P. Schulman
Hairstylist
Stephen Abrums
Makeup Artist
Bob Moore Jr.
Set Costumer
Tom Randol
Set Dressing Artist
Miranda Garrison
Choreographer
Clark 'Cajun' Davis
Craft Service
Brad Kuehn
Digital Effects Supervisor
Richard Anton
Driver
Michael P. Finnegan
Propmaker
Bill MacSems
Property Master
Anna Baltimore
Set Medic
Jeff Jarvis
Special Effects Coordinator
Alexandra Datig
Stand In
Phil Adams
Stunts
Raymond A. McLaughlin
Transportation Captain
Vince del Castillo
Transportation Coordinator
William C. Gerrity
Unit Production Manager
Robert J. Elisberg
Unit Publicist
John Hockridge
First Assistant Director
Phil Hetos
Color Timer
Gregory Gontz
First Assistant Editor
Renée George
Electrician
Paul Avery
Lighting Technician
Greg Cantrell
Rigging Gaffer
Burton Lindemoen
Rigging Grip
Kate Brinegar
Casting Associate
Michael Tadross
Executive In Charge Of Production
Eric Klosterman
Location Manager
Elton MacPherson
Production Accountant
Gil Gagnon
Production Coordinator
Anne Couk
Assistant Sound Editor
Pamela Bentkowski
Foley Editor
Jeff Carson
Music Editor
Gloria D'Alessandro
Sound Editor
Hank Garfield
Sound Mixer
Joseph A. Ippolito
Supervising Sound Editor
Don Lee
Digital Compositors
Mykel Denis
Visual Effects Coordinator
David Kuklish
Visual Effects Supervisor
Andy Gill
Stunts
Laura Albert
Stunts
Jeffrey G. Barnett
Stunts
Robert Fernandez
Scoring Mixer
Peewee Piemonte
Stunts
Jimmy N. Roberts
Stunts
Ellis Cohen
Costumer
Margaret E. Elliott
Extras Makeup Artist
Joseph J. Kontra
Second Assistant Director
Violet Cazanjian
Second Second Assistant Director
Robert K. Weiss
Second Unit Director
Christopher G. Feederle
Assistant Property Master
David B. Miller
Special Props
Douy Swofford
Title Designer
Stephen Janisz
ADR Editor
Bob Baron
ADR Mixer
Ken Dufva
Foley Artist
Eric Gotthelf
Foley Mixer
Fred Stafford
Supervising ADR Editor
Bill Cochran
Special Effects Assistant
John Cassel
Special Effects Technician
Bruce Paul Barbour
Stunt Double
Hubie Kerns Jr.
Stunt Driver
Alberto S. Ramos
Dolly Grip
Paul E. Sutton
First Company Grip
Steven W. Gage
Second Company Grip
Barbie Block
Casting Assistant
Theresa Repola Mohammed
Negative Cutter
David Thornsberry
Assistant Location Manager
Ira Newborn
Conductor
Doug Netter
Art Department Production Assistant
Benny McNulty
Assistant Chief Lighting Technician
Brigette Lester
Assistant Production Coordinator
Leslie J. Kovacs
Chief Lighting Technician
Richard Patterson
Digital Supervisor
Michael Cain
Generator Operator
Felicidad Contreras
Payroll Accountant
Jeremy Alter
Production Assistant
Patricia Tallman
Stunts
Mary Peters
Stunts
Debbie Lynn Ross
Stunts
Alexis Vogel
Makeup Artist
