The Beauty

Super Sausage
Neanderthal Man

Miss Crabtree
Herself
The Narrator

Worried Mother

Split Beaver / Singing Cocksucker from Missouri

Screw Newsstand Vendor

Victorian Lady /Modern Woman

Victorian Gentleman /Modern Man
2nd Man to Pick Up Woman /Customer on Couch /N.Y. Times Purchaser
2nd Woman to Get Picked Up /Customer on Couch
Gynecologist /Dentist
Nurse /Assistant Nurse
Army Sergeant /Cock in Crib /Beer Hard On /Man with Big Joint in Up-to-Date Smoker /Joe Shmegeggi
Patient
Tattooed Customer
Sally

Writer
Director
Writer
Producer
Original Music Composer

Director of Photography
Art Direction
Makeup Artist
Production Manager
Assistant Director
Props
Assistant Set Designer
Sound
Sound Assistant
Boom Operator
Assistant Camera

Camera Operator
Still Photographer
Wardrobe Master
Post Production Assistant
Musician
Musician
Musician
Musician
Musician
Musician
Script Supervisor

A cinematic version of Screw magazine, featuring skits, interviews, and documentary segments.