An 'Airplane!'-style spoof of hospital soap operas—a brilliant young trainee can't stand the sight of blood; a doctor romances the head nurse in order to get the key to the drugs cabinet; and there's a mafioso on the loose disguised as a woman.
Dr. Stephanie Brody
Dr. Simon August
Dr. Milton Chamberlain
Dr. Charles Litto
Dr. Thurman Flicker
Julie
Dr. Bucky DeVol
Floyd Kurtzman
Dr. Oliver Ludwig
Jacob
Dr. Joseph Prang
Angelo / Angela Bonafetti
The Others - Christmas Elf
Nurse Norine Sprockett
Dr. Phil Burns
Dr. Walter Rist
Malamud Callahan
Sal Bonafetti
Drug dealer
(uncredited)
The Nurses - Chang
The Nurses - Perez
The Nurses - Thatcher
The Candystripers - Bunny
The Gangsters - Rocco
The Gangsters - Jerry
Soap Cameos
Soap Cameos
Soap Cameos
Soap Cameos
Soap Cameos
Soap Cameos
Soap Cameos
Soap Cameos
The Cops - Emilia
The Cops - Bed Mechanic
The Cops - Cicerelli
The Hospital Staff - Flower Lady
The Hospital Staff - Miss Ditka
The Hospital Staff - Paul the Orderly
The Hospital Staff - Warren the Orderly
The Patients - 82 Year Old Man
The Patients - Boy with Fly
The Patients - Disgusting Looking Patient
The Flashback - Young Simon's Father
The Others - Spectator
The Candystripers - Jyll Omato
The Others - Mrs. Pierce
Self (scenes deleted)
Girl with Broken Nose (uncredited)
Susan Lucci (uncredited)
Featured (uncredited)
New Intern (uncredited)
The Nurses - Theresa
The Others - Spoiled Brat
Director
Writer
Writer
Executive Producer
Producer
Editor
Associate Producer
Original Music Composer
Director of Photography
Associate Producer
Casting
Art Direction
Casting
Production Design
Casting
Stunt Coordinator