
Charlotte and Brandon meet online just after their previous relationships have imploded; in an effort to make themselves more appealing, they have fudged, exaggerated, re-imagined, and outright lied about their pasts in an attempt to be each other's perfect match. Now that they've said their "I do's" they are about to get a funny, hellish, and eye-opening look at just who they've vowed to spend the rest of their lives with. Will familiarity breed contempt... or bliss?

Charlotte

Brandon

Carly

Dan

Rita

Jerry

Judy
Steven

Ashley
Billwood Meyer

Al
Schweitzer Polizei Frau
German Priest

Dr. Dietz

Dr. Palmer
Dr. Sahni

Mrs. Halvorsen

Mrs. Newton

First Grade Boy
Glenn Wooster

Linda-Loco

Mother Wooster

Anais
Hors d'oeuvre Girl
Swiss Cop

Narrator (voice)
Swiss Pickpocket

Bar DJ

SVP Nummer Zwei
Super Lover

Miss Darling
Nurse
Bartender
Big Drunkard
Little Drunkard
Board Member
Charlotte's Tutoree
Olive
Party Cellist
Party Server #1
Party Server #2
Shrimped Party Woman
Shrimped Party Man
Party Teen
Garden Party Guest
Party Mom
Biker Girl
Teacher at Garden Party
Garden Party Guest #2

Party Dad
Woman in Blue Dress
Student
Shocked Guest
Sister Mary-Angelica
Intergalactic Unicorn Commander (voice)
Swiss Girl
Narrator (voice)
Sofia

Casting
Co-Executive Producer
Wardrobe Supervisor
Character Designer
In Memory Of
In Memory Of
Co-Executive Producer
Director
Story
Screenplay
Co-Writer
Screenplay
Story
Screenplay
Producer
Producer
Art Direction
Graphic Designer
Co-Executive Producer
Co-Executive Producer
First Assistant Director
Leadman
Consulting Producer
Hair Department Head
Art Department Assistant
Storyboard Artist
Graphic Designer
Editor
Producer
Makeup Department Head
Production Manager
Makeup Artist
Second Unit Director
Props
Boom Operator
Sound Mixer
Associate Producer
Executive Producer
Executive Producer
Cinematography
Makeup Artist
Production Assistant
Producer
Makeup Artist
Dialogue Editor
Boom Operator

Producer
Co-Executive Producer
Associate Producer
Boom Operator
Executive Producer
Second Unit Director
Graphic Designer
Second Assistant Camera
Camera Operator
Additional Music
Visual Effects
Visual Effects
Sound Mix Technician
Jimmy Jib Operator
Still Photographer
Animation
Assistant Editor
Dialogue Editor
Assistant Sound Designer

Stunt Coordinator
Digital Effects Producer
Drone Pilot
Visual Effects Supervisor
Still Photographer
Assistant Camera
Visual Effects Editor
Camera Operator
Additional Music Supervisor
Sound
First Assistant Camera
Music
Second Assistant Camera
Camera Operator
Second Assistant Camera
Assistant Editor
Casting Assistant
Editorial Consultant
Editor
Sound
Second Assistant Camera
Gaffer