Cast
Bobby Ciraldo
Hamlet
Robert Richard Jorge
Claudius
Andrew Swant
Horatio
Dustin Diamond
Bernardo
Mark Metcalf
Speedy McSpitty
Majel Barrett
Queen Robot (voice)
Trace Beaulieu
Evil Robot (voice)
Kevin Murphy
King Robot (voice)
Kumar Pallana
Kumar of India
Mark Borchardt
Gravedigger
Gregg Turkington
Osric (as Neil Hamburger)
Mike Schank
Gravedigger's Friend
Michael Q. Schmidt
Officer Norton
Tay Zonday
Laertes (voice)
Leslie Hall
Zombie Killer
Mark Proksch
Vincent Price
Bob (Archive Footage)
Samwell
Communications Officer
Harmony Murphy
Ophelia
Xav Leplae
Polonius
Kelly Cunningham
David Robbins
Norwegian Captain
Eric Gerber
Fortinbras
Sarah Price
Triplet Judges
Ayesha Mohan
Greeter
Drew Rosas
Daniel / Nathaniel
Nick Sommer
Le Petomane
Logan Albert
Lord Logan
Stephanie Barber
Zombie
Peter Barrickman
Player
Peter Batchelder
The Executioner
Patrick Buckley
Lord
Roseanne Champagne
Lay Rose
Ray Chi
The Unicorn
John Chiaverina
Lord (As Juiceboxxx)
Matt Cook
Pirate
Paul Finger
Pirate Captain
Nicholas Frank
Hamlet Clones
James Franklin
Diablo Weinstein
Mike Johnson
Lord
Linda Lay
Transmission Specialist
Didier Leplae
First Player
Faythe Levin
Lady
Jordan Bree Long
Norwegian Helmswoman
Sarah Luther
Lady
Teddy Lyngaas
Lord Lyngaas
Sam Macon
Lord
Evan Murphy
Messenger
Ryan Plato
The Executioner's Friend
Scott Reeder
Don London
Tyson Reeder
Lord
John Riepenhoff
Lord
Sarah Swant
Lady
Chris James Thompson
Lord
Emily Treolo
Science Officer
Steven Wetzel
Priest
