The heroic Leonidas, armed with nothing but leather underwear and a cape, leads a ragtag group of thirteen Spartans to defend their homeland against the invading Persians (whose ranks include Ghost Rider, Rocky Balboa, the Transformers, and a hunchbacked Paris Hilton). No one is safe when the Spartans take on the biggest icons in pop culture!
Sonio
Leonidas
Queen Margo
Xerxes
Hauptmann
Traitoro
Persian Emissary
Dane Cook Look-a-Like / Bond Villain / Prophet
Pretty Girl
Urban Girl
Dilio
Messenger
Loyalist / Simon Cowell Look-A-Like
Paula Abdul Look-A-Like / Britney Spears Look-A-Like / Ellen DeGeneres Look-A-Like / Hunchback Paris Hilton
Spartan Woman / Ugly Betty Look-A-Like
Leo, Jr.
Lindsay Lohan Look-A-Like
Donald Trump Look-A-Like
Twiggy Look-A-Like
Ms. Jay Look-A-Like
10-Year-Old Leonidas
Brad Pitt Look-A-Like
Angelina Jolie Look-A-Like
K-Fed Look-A-Like
President Bush Look-A-Like
Rocky Balboa / Rambo
Ryan Seacrest Look-A-Like
Sanjaya Look-A-Like
Spartan Woman's Friend (uncredited)
Spartan Soldier (uncredited)
Narrator (uncredited)
Happy Feet (uncredited)
Executive Producer
Producer
Production Design
Director of Photography
Producer
Editor
Producer
Costume Design
Stunt Double
Assistant Costume Designer
Stunt Double
Stunt Double
Stunts
First Assistant Director
Music Supervisor
Music Supervisor
Co-Producer
Casting
Stunt Coordinator
Production Supervisor
Unit Production Manager
Co-Producer
Second Assistant Director
On Set Dresser
Boom Operator
Best Boy Grip
Set Dresser
Costume Supervisor
Art Direction
Set Designer
Cableman
Script Supervisor
Key Costumer
Leadman
Storyboard Artist
Sound Mixer
Set Dresser
Set Dresser
Key Set Costumer
Set Designer
Set Dresser
Still Photographer
Key Makeup Artist
Key Grip
Set Designer
Gaffer
Rigging Grip
Set Decoration
Makeup Department Head
Makeup Artist
Hair Department Head
Key Hair Stylist
Production Accountant
Location Assistant
Construction Coordinator
Assistant Production Coordinator
Production Coordinator
Choreographer
Construction Foreman
Special Effects Coordinator
Payroll Accountant
Director
Director
Writer
Writer
Original Music Composer
Stunts