
Short film by Ted Collins.
Tommy 'Wannabe' Williger
Mom / Attendant

Pop
Bus Driver (as Alycia L. Cooper)

Bus Passenger #1
Bus Passenger #2
Cab Driver
Transvestite Rollerblader / Patron #2
Tattooed Skateboarder
Spencer Harris

Maria Melrose
Depressed Man
U.T. Reporter

Survivor

Handicapped Guy

Depressed Woman (as Indira Stefanianna)

Irving Cruise
Ethel Streep
Ralph Spielberg
Metro-Sexual Dude (as Michael Zildjian)

Jenny Lane
Patron #1

Pablo
Lance McShwartz

Man on Street
Casting Director
Mime Heckler / Running Man
Leonard Siegel / Voice of Martin Scorcese (voice)
Punk

Older Customer
Manager

Lance's Assistant
Martin Scorcese
Deputy Sheriff
Security Guard #1
Security Guard #2