Filmmaker Alan Smithee finds himself the unwilling puppet of a potentially bad big budget action film, for which he proceeds to steal the reels, and leaves the cast and crew in a frenzy.
Alan Smithee
James Edmunds
Dion Brothers
Leon Brothers
Sylvester Stallone
Whoopi Goldberg
Jackie Chan
Jerry Glover
Michelle Rafferty
Ann Glover
Myrna Smithee
Sam Rizzo
Gary Samuels
Sister II Lumumba
O.B. Ka-Nobee
Stagger Lee
Aloe Vera
Bill Bardo
Wayne Jackson
Attendant #1
Attendant #2
Sheila Kaslin
S.L.A.
Allessandra
Thelma Ginsky
Cousin Andrew
Photographer
Bonnie
Clyde
Big Lez
Black Policeman
Japanese Businessman
Japanese Businessman
Laker Fan
British Bartender
Robert Evans
Joe Eszterhas
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Self (uncredited)
Director
Writer
Director
Original Music Composer
Original Music Composer
Costume Designer
Editor
Production Designer
Director of Photography
Associate Producer
Co-Producer
Executive Producer
Producer
Unit Production Manager
Unit Production Manager
First Assistant Director
Second Assistant Director
Stunt Coordinator
Art Direction
Set Decoration
Set Designer
Production Coordinator
Assistant Production Coordinator
Assistant Production Coordinator
Script Supervisor
Second Second Assistant Director
Assistant Editor
Key Makeup Artist
Key Hair Stylist
Hairstylist
Assistant Costume Designer
Costume Supervisor
Key Costumer
Casting
Production Design