Cast
Willie McClinton Jr.
Santa Claus
Drew Hankinson
Sex Ferguson
Matthew Cardona
GI Broski
Brian Myers
Brian Bone-Crunchin
Jacob Southwick
Sergei the Siberian
Anthony Gunn
Stalingrad Strangler
Ashley Lomberger
Jazzy Fitbody
Rachel Freeman
Wanda The Werewoman
Joshua Lemay
Tim Burr
William Morrissey
Eric "The Red" Wood
Deonna Kupryk
Ima Belle
Gia Miller
Rusty Iron
Austin Highley
Rip Rayzor
Jacob Doyle
Harry Hall
Lawrence Jones
Badlands Bart
Josh Lomberger
Giuseppe Scovelli Jr.
Hakim Zane
Quincy Cosmos
Patricia Forrest Gresham
Georgia Cobb
Jessica Cricks
Lady Bird Johnston
Terry Gerin
Frank The Butcher
Joseph Dorgan
Johnny Swinger
Albert Christian Hardie Jr.
Ace Reporter
Mike Jackson
Mikey Singer
Josh Harter
Editor-in-Chief
Chad Allegra
Chad 2 Badd
Trey McBrayer
Bill Ding
Joshua C Franklin
Mr. E
Sam Beale
Duke Winchester
Scott D'Amore
Giuseppe Scovelli Sr.
Steve Scott
Dexter Petticoat
Allen Sarven
Dr. Snow
Quinn Ojinnaka
DJ2Large
John E. Bravo
Colonel Corn
Heath Miller
Pelvis Welsely
Matthew Kaye
Gord Laroux
Robert Evans
$237,000 Man
Samuel Alton Johnston
Sonny Sanders
Christopher Scoville
Sebastian Baker
