Haru, an orphaned American who washes ashore in Japan and is mistaken for the great White Ninja of legend. Raised among the finest Ninjas, Haru grows strong and big - very big. With the grace of all Three Stooges rolled into one body, Haru is an embarrassment to his clan. But when a beautiful blonde pleads for his help, Haru is given one dangerous, disastrously funny chance to prove himself.
Haru
Allison Page / Sally Jones
Gobei
Martin Tanley
Joey
Sensei
Nobu
Izumo
Old Japanese Man
Head Kobudosai
Mr. Ozaru
Billy's Dad
Busboy
Driver
Billy
Policeman
Policeman
Fisherman
Chet Walters (uncredited)
Female Traveler
Porter
Reporter
Reporter
Security Person
Woman
Guard
Grandson at Hotel
Patron at Hop Louie's
Club Patron
Club Patron
Man with Shoes
Young Haru
Girl on Rodeo Drive
Boy on Rodeo Drive
Dancer
Dancer
Dancer
Bouncer
Bouncer
Bouncer
Motorcycle Rider
Guy at Plant
Poodle Lady
Desk Manager (uncredited)
Shrimp Lady (uncredited)
Japanese Antique Shop Proprietor (uncredited)
Student Ninja (uncredited)
Karate Kid (uncredited)
Karate Kid (uncredited)
Martial Artist (uncredited)
Student Ninja (uncredited)
Orange Ninja (uncredited)
Director
Executive Producer
Executive Producer
Screenplay
Producer
Producer
Original Music Composer
Editor
Executive Producer
Screenplay
Director of Photography
Producer
Stunts
Stunts
Stunts
Stunts
Stunts
Stunts
First Assistant Director
Makeup Artist
Key Hair Stylist
Makeup Artist
Production Supervisor
Makeup Artist
Production Design
Assistant Makeup Artist
Hairstylist
Leadman
Casting
Post Production Supervisor
Unit Production Manager
Graphic Designer
Set Decoration
Construction Foreman
Foley Artist
Hairstylist
Makeup Artist
First Assistant Director
Set Dresser
Set Designer
Assistant Sound Editor
Carpenter
Sound Recordist
Supervising Sound Editor
Art Direction
Second Unit Director
Costume Design
Second Second Assistant Director
Second Assistant Director
Set Dresser
Assistant Sound Editor
Special Effects Technician
Stunt Coordinator
Stunts
Foley Mixer
Sound Mixer
Storyboard Artist
Sound
Stunts
Sound Re-Recording Mixer
Carpenter
Propmaker
Foley Artist
Property Master
Sound Editor
ADR Editor
Stunts
Assistant Art Director
Set Designer
Sound Editor
Sound Re-Recording Mixer
Sound
Stunts
Foley Artist
Construction Coordinator
Set Dresser
Sound Editor
Special Effects
Assistant Sound Editor
Sound Re-Recording Mixer
Special Effects Manager
Digital Compositor
On Set Dresser
Dialogue Editor
Assistant Sound Editor
Assistant Dialogue Editor
Foley Recordist
Stunts
Stunts
Stunts
Stunts
Stunts
Stunts
Director of Photography
Music Editor
Orchestrator
Stunts
Stunts
Stunts
Stunts
Stunts
Stunts
Stunts
Stunts
Stunts
Stunts
Stunts
Stunts
Stunts
Stunts
Stunts
Stunts
Stunts
Stunts
Stunts
Stunts
Stunts
Stunts
Key Grip
Location Manager
Stunt Double
Camera Operator
Camera Operator
Stunts
Best Boy Electric
Music Editor
Stunts
Assistant Camera
Electrician
Casting Assistant
Additional Editor
Still Photographer
Extras Casting
Stunt Double
Camera Operator
First Assistant Editor
Color Timer
Assistant Editor
Music Supervisor
Driver
Stunts
Stunts
Stunts
Transportation Co-Captain
Best Boy Grip
Second Assistant "B" Camera
Executive Music Producer
Assistant Camera
Music Supervisor
Music Editor
Electrician
Lighting Technician
Script Supervisor
Transportation Captain
Gaffer
Lighting Technician
Stunts
Stunts