Left on the doorstep of an orphanage run by nuns, three newborn knuckleheads grow up to be finger-poking, nyuk-nyuking janitors named Larry, Curly and Moe. When they learn that financial problems will soon force the only home they've ever known to close, the trio sets out to raise $830,000 in one month. Out in the world for the very first time, the three innocent bumblers become embroiled in a murder plot and find stardom on a TV reality show.
Larry
Curly
Moe
Mother Superior
Lydia
Sister Rosemary
Mac
Mr. Harter
Sister Mary-Mengele
Teddy
Mrs. Harter
Sister Bernice
Sister Ricarda
Monsignor Ratliffe
The Situation
Snooki
JWoww
Ronnie
Sammi
Young Moe
Young Larry
Young Curly
Murph
Peezer
Young Teddy
Moe's Hip Executive
Camera Man
Head Nurse
Ling
Carbunkle
Executive
Golf Superintendent Dave Lamson
Heavyset Woman
Japanese Chef
Jon Hamm
Maid
Orderly
Terrified Nun
Tour Guide
Woman Reporter
Balloon Girl
Nun
Nun
Nun
Gangbanger
Laundry Worker
Officer Mycroft
Staple in Hat Guy
Policeman #3
Party Security
Nurse Crotchet
Orphan
Orphan
Weezer
Dancer
Officer Armstrong
Dwight Howard
Handsome Guy #1
French Chef
Zoo Protester (uncredited)
Doctor Gray (uncredited)
Modern Day Orphan (uncredited)
Skateboarder (uncredited)
Party Guest (uncredited)
Valet (uncredited)
Bus Patron (uncredited)
Party Guest (uncredited)
Nun (uncredited)
Camera Guy (uncredited)
Party Guest (uncredited)
Bartender (uncredited)
Party Guest (uncredited)
Pinkberry Employee (uncredited)
Child #2 (as Apple Kocsis)
Zoo Kid (uncredited)
Zoo Kid (uncredited)
Orphan (uncredited)
Modern Day Orphan (uncredited)
Woman on Street (uncredited)
Modern Day Golfing Orphan (uncredited)
Lydia's Friend (uncredited)
Upscale Party Guy (uncredited)
Party Guest (uncredited)
Doorman (uncredited)
Party Guest (uncredited)
Party Guest (uncredited)
Director
Screenplay
Producer
Director
Screenplay
Original Music Composer
Screenplay
Casting
Editor
Musician
Production Assistant
Second Assistant Director
"A" Camera Operator
Set Designer
Set Dresser
Second Second Assistant Director
First Assistant Director
Still Photographer
Boom Operator
Gaffer
Sound Re-Recording Mixer
Set Dresser
Additional Editor
Set Dresser
Production Accountant
Visual Effects Producer
Key Grip
Costume Supervisor
Seamstress
Key Hair Stylist
Supervising Sound Editor
Key Costumer
Property Master
Key Makeup Artist
Sound Re-Recording Mixer
Sound Re-Recording Mixer
Best Boy Grip
Makeup Department Head
Leadman
Unit Production Manager
Production Sound Mixer
Makeup Artist
Hairstylist
Rigging Gaffer
Makeup Artist
Hair Department Head
Set Dresser
Storyboard Artist
Steadicam Operator
"B" Camera Operator
Color Timer
Director of Photography
Orchestrator
Stunt Driver
Stunt Double
Stunts
Stunt Double
Stunt Driver
Stunt Double
Stunts
Stunts
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Stunt Double
Stunt Coordinator
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Stunt Double
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Stunt Double
Stunt Double
Stunts
Stunts
Stunts
Stunts
Stunt Double
Stunts
Stunts
Production Design
Location Manager
Producer
Production Supervisor
Script Supervisor
Production Supervisor
Co-Producer
Co-Producer
Music Supervisor
Art Direction
Music Editor
Casting Associate
Music Supervisor
Executive Producer
Executive Producer
Casting
Post Production Supervisor
Costume Design
Producer
Producer
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Set Decoration
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Location Scout
Associate Producer
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Production Coordinator
Executive Producer
Art Department Coordinator
Casting Associate
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Music Editor