
Left on the doorstep of an orphanage run by nuns, three newborn knuckleheads grow up to be finger-poking, nyuk-nyuking janitors named Larry, Curly and Moe. When they learn that financial problems will soon force the only home they've ever known to close, the trio sets out to raise $830,000 in one month. Out in the world for the very first time, the three innocent bumblers become embroiled in a murder plot and find stardom on a TV reality show.

Larry

Curly

Moe

Mother Superior

Lydia

Sister Rosemary

Mac

Mr. Harter

Sister Mary-Mengele

Teddy

Mrs. Harter

Sister Bernice

Sister Ricarda

Monsignor Ratliffe

The Situation

Snooki

JWoww

Ronnie

Sammi

Young Moe

Young Larry

Young Curly
Murph

Peezer
Young Teddy

Moe's Hip Executive

Camera Man

Head Nurse

Ling
Carbunkle

Executive

Golf Superintendent Dave Lamson

Heavyset Woman

Japanese Chef

Jon Hamm
Maid

Orderly
Terrified Nun
Tour Guide

Woman Reporter

Balloon Girl

Nun

Nun
Nun
Gangbanger

Laundry Worker

Officer Mycroft
Staple in Hat Guy
Policeman #3
Party Security

Nurse Crotchet

Orphan
Orphan

Weezer

Dancer
Officer Armstrong

Dwight Howard

Handsome Guy #1
French Chef

Zoo Protester (uncredited)

Doctor Gray (uncredited)

Modern Day Orphan (uncredited)
Skateboarder (uncredited)
Party Guest (uncredited)

Valet (uncredited)
Bus Patron (uncredited)
Party Guest (uncredited)
Nun (uncredited)

Camera Guy (uncredited)
Party Guest (uncredited)
Bartender (uncredited)
Party Guest (uncredited)
Pinkberry Employee (uncredited)

Child #2 (as Apple Kocsis)
Zoo Kid (uncredited)
Zoo Kid (uncredited)
Orphan (uncredited)

Modern Day Orphan (uncredited)

Woman on Street (uncredited)
Modern Day Golfing Orphan (uncredited)
Lydia's Friend (uncredited)

Upscale Party Guy (uncredited)
Party Guest (uncredited)

Doorman (uncredited)

Party Guest (uncredited)
Party Guest (uncredited)
Casting

Director

Screenplay
Editor

Producer

Director

Screenplay

Screenplay

Original Music Composer

Musician
Production Assistant
Production Accountant
Gaffer
"B" Camera Operator
Second Second Assistant Director

First Assistant Director
Visual Effects Producer
Set Dresser

"A" Camera Operator
Costume Supervisor
Best Boy Grip
Rigging Gaffer
Key Costumer
Makeup Artist
Set Designer
Set Dresser
Key Makeup Artist
Unit Production Manager

Sound Re-Recording Mixer
Hairstylist
Hair Department Head
Leadman

Steadicam Operator
Sound Re-Recording Mixer
Second Assistant Director
Still Photographer
Supervising Sound Editor
Production Sound Mixer
Boom Operator
Seamstress
Makeup Artist
Makeup Department Head
Key Grip
Color Timer
Set Dresser
Storyboard Artist
Additional Editor
Key Hair Stylist
Property Master

Set Dresser

Sound Re-Recording Mixer

Director of Photography

Orchestrator

Stunt Driver

Stunt Double
Stunt Double
Stunts

Stunt Double

Stunts

Stunt Coordinator

Stunts

Stunt Driver

Stunts
Stunts

Stunts

Stunts
Stunts

Stunts

Stunt Double

Stunt Double
Stunts

Stunts

Stunt Double
Stunts
Stunt Double
Stunt Double

Stunts
Stunts
Executive Producer
Co-Producer
Art Department Coordinator
Post Production Supervisor
Production Design
Location Scout

Casting Assistant
Co-Executive Producer
Casting
Costume Design
Music Supervisor
Music Supervisor
Production Supervisor
Casting Assistant
Producer
Executive Producer
Associate Producer
Co-Producer

Production Coordinator

Co-Producer
Casting Assistant
Executive Producer
Casting
Art Direction
Set Decoration
Casting Associate
Music Editor
Location Manager
Casting Associate
Music Editor

Production Supervisor

Casting Associate
Co-Producer

Producer

Producer
Script Supervisor